I come home last night,
I’s behavin’ a little raucous,
The wife said, “You bin drinkin’?”
I said, “Hell, no, I just come from the Iowa caucus.”
The phone rang, I picked it up
And said to my gal, “Hi, Marie!”
She said, “You gonna take me
To that Noo Hampshire primary?”
I see my gal on Sundays,
The next day my wife’s so sad;
They call it Stormy Monday
But Sooper Toosday’s just as bad.
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