I used to be a Swan Vesta man

I used to be a Swan Vesta man:

You could strike them on a cobbled wall, like Gregory Peck did in        The Guns of Navarone.

But Dan

Bought me a disposable lighter and a mobile phone.

I am not normally given

To standing in front of the mirror and pretending to be David               Niven

But he was in

That film too, as was Anthony Quinn.

Do you remember how it ended, with that explosive mess on

The Mediterranean?  It certainly taught Jerry a lesson!