Monday, January 7, 2013

Oxenstierna Faces Down The Pessimi Exempli


The eminence grise that springs to mind
Is Richelieu, astute even at prayer,
But the Swedes boasted a contemporary
Who was, arguably, even greyer.
Axel Gustafsson Oxenstierna af Södermöre
(Whatever you do, don’t call him Gussy)
Was, when it came to politics,
Elaborate I’d say rather than fussy.
And in this regard he presided
Over Sweden’s victorious campaign
To bugger the burghers of Germany
And reduce the power of Spain.
Imagine what would have happened
When King Gustavus died
If God hadn’t had the wily
Oxenstierna on His side.
Professor Hugh Trevor-Roper
Is adamant about one thing:
The whiff of revolution
Threatened every Queen and King
In seventeenth-century Europe,
Where we set our tale:
The execution of Charles in England
Was but a preliminary nail
In feudalism’s coffin.
Thus threatened with the rise
Of the va-nu-pieds, Oxenstierna
Saved the throne with compromise.
Some say his legendary deftness
Was virtually unique,
Such that Sweden remains a kingdom
Even as we speak,
Though he felt that Queen Christina,
In spite of her fine regalia,
Might have made gains less exiguous
From the treaty of Westphalia,
Had she listened to him more carefully,
Like guitarists heed Bert Weedon,
But she never – and that’s why things are
The way they are in Sweden.




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